What’s In a Name? — Shakespeare

These are the new names for my gadgets –
My GC: Susan
My Phone: Mary
My Laptop: Lappie
My MP3: Meredith

I want to thank some people for being so sweet.
But people have warned me about something tomorrow.
For some reason, it spells D-O-O-M.
So I’ll just postpone my speech for later.
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