King Kong and Casper

The Alumni spokesperson of my college addressed us about our Prom Night the other day and she said it was going to be held in “Shang-gorilla”.
So I’m looking forward to having dinner in a lush jungle and if King Kong isn’t too busy chasing the Prom Queen contestants, I’ll take a picture with him.
Oh and [...]

Amusing

So the prelims have ended! Which only means… more mugging. So join muggers united.
Eh guess what?
Nikki bites her nails too!
Now I’m so convinced it runs in the family. But of course, I beat the pants off any of them lah.
Must be some genetic malfunction.. Eh no no no. You thought you got me there, didn’t [...]

I’ll Be There For You

So no one told you life was gonna be this way (Clap Clap Clap Clap)
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A
Its like your always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week,
Your month or even your year but…
I’ll be there for you
(When the rain starts [...]

Smelly Cat/Shoes

Smelly shoes, smelly shoes.
Why don’t you wash them.
Smelly shoes, smelly shoes.
Its all your fault.
You won’t throw them in the bin,
You obviously don’t know how we feel.
They do not smell like freaking roses,
You’re definitely no friend to those with noses.
Smelly shoes, smelly shoes.
How do you stand it?
Smelly shoes, smelly shoes.
I pity your [...]

Humour

Ok so Lit class today was hilarious.
It all started with this really good joke Mr Shankar told us. Something he heard from Mr Sia (the one with the funny “Follow, follow” catch phrase).

Why is Mas Selamat two-thirds woman?
Ans: Cos he’s a wanted man! HAHAHHAHHADont get it? Sorry, its quite high level.
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A tau sau (Im guessing [...]