The Alumni spokesperson of my college addressed us about our Prom Night the other day and she said it was going to be held in “Shang-gorilla”.
So I’m looking forward to having dinner in a lush jungle and if King Kong isn’t too busy chasing the Prom Queen contestants, I’ll take a picture with him.

Oh and a student said that one of her most significant acheivements in school was her involvement in “raising the spirits amongst the crowd” at the event where the host city of the Youth Olympic Games was announced. I wonder how prospective employers would react to this achievement.

So the prelims have ended! Which only means… more mugging. So join muggers united.

Eh guess what?
Nikki bites her nails too!
Now I’m so convinced it runs in the family. But of course, I beat the pants off any of them lah.
Must be some genetic malfunction.. Eh no no no. You thought you got me there, didn’t you?
Genetic malfunction means something wrong with me, so no no.
It must be some genetic function in the Keshyaps. Ahh, there you go, sounds way better!

Oh you know the teachers day concert?
Yeah, horrendous… but amusing. Very amusing with the exception of 1 girl who is the Whitney Houston of JJC and also Indian. We rock man!
I think my friends were more entertained by my imitations and sarcastic remarks than the performers themselves. Oh booby was also very entertaining. Yea, maybe she beat the pants off me.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way (Clap Clap Clap Clap)
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A
Its like your always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week,
Your month or even your year but…

I’ll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I’ll be there for you
(Like I’ve been there before)
I’ll be there for you
(Cos you’re there for me too)

You’re still in bed at 10 and work began at 8
You’ve burned your breakfast so far, things are going great
Your mother warned you there’d be days like these
But she didnt tell you when the world
Has brought you down to your knees that…

I’ll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I’ll be there for you
(Like I’ve been there before)
I’ll be there for you
(Cos you’re there for me too)

No one could ever know me, No one could ever see me
Since you’re the only one who knows, what’s it like to be me
Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with
Someone I’ll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I’m best with you, yeah

Its like you’re always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week,
Your month or even your year..

I’ll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I’ll be there for you
(Like I’ve been there before)
I’ll be there for you
(Cos you’re there for me too)
– The Rembrandts: F.R.I.E.N.D.S

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Dedicated to ALL my lovely friends out there who have tolerated, yours truly, Joy Amisha Keshyap (Boy, do I love my name) for so very long. Thank you, thank you and just like the song says:
Even at my worst, I’m best with you

Awww, touched or not?
Well you better be, cos I wasn’t paid to say all these nice things about you. Hee

(Oh, by the way, you’re supposed to play the video. This is no poem, its a song by THE REMBRANDTS which they have made a music video of with the cast of the fantastically funny F.R.I.E.N.D.S (eh, alliteration!))

Smelly shoes, smelly shoes.
Why don’t you wash them.
Smelly shoes, smelly shoes.
Its all your fault.

You won’t throw them in the bin,
You obviously don’t know how we feel.
They do not smell like freaking roses,
You’re definitely no friend to those with noses.

Smelly shoes, smelly shoes.
How do you stand it?
Smelly shoes, smelly shoes.
I pity your girlfriend.
— Song partly written by Joy Amisha Keshyap.

When I receive my grammy for this, this will be my speech:
Thank you, Thank you. First of all I’d like to thank my mother and my father. Mr Shankar who taught me how to appreciate poems. And finally but immensely, my friend Harrison, whose smelly shoes inspired me to write this song. Thank you! *Holds grammy up high in the air*

Ok so Lit class today was hilarious.
It all started with this really good joke Mr Shankar told us. Something he heard from Mr Sia (the one with the funny “Follow, follow” catch phrase).

1. Why is Mas Selamat two-thirds woman?
   Ans: Cos he’s a wanted man! HAHAHHAHHADont get it? Sorry, its quite high level.
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2. A tau sau (Im guessing thats how you actually spell it) which is a red bean bun and a plain bun go watch a movie.
   Tau Sau bun starts crying during the show. Why?
   Ans: Cos it has a lot of filling. HAHA, corny.Sequel Joke(s)
   The same tau sau bun goes for a movie but this time with Char Siew bun. And as expected it starts crying but on the contrary, the Char Siew bun starts laughing. Why?
   Ans: Cos they have different fillings. HAHAHAHHA

   The same tau sau bun went to the movie again with another tau sau bun. The second tau sau cried but the first tau sau bun didnt cry anymore. Why?
   Ans: Cos the first tau sau bun watched the movies 3 times already!!!
   – Contributed by Eesuan

3. What do you call a blind deer?
   No idea. HAHASequel Joke
   What do you call a blind deer who doesn’t move?
   Still no idea. HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Aaahhh, so funny today.
He tickled my funny bone.

I am going to watch Shakespeare on Love this Thursday. YAY!
Jealous? Ah, no worries, I’ll tell you how much fun I had, ya?
LOL
Sometimes I laugh at my feeble attempts at sarcasm or making witty remarks. Hee