Because Stephen Dedalus is an idiot

His soul sank back deeper into depths of contrite peace, no longer able to suffer the pain of dread, and sending forth, as he sank, a faint prayer. Ah yes, he would still be spared; he would repent in his heart and be forgiven; and then those above, those in heaven, would see what he [...]

Um…

I don’t know what to write.
Nikki has just left my side for slumber land.
My thoughts are void, unlike the void deck below which is crowded with foreign workers.
A motorcycle has just zoomed past my block, dragging along with it the deafening sound of its engine.
Its 11:24 now, on a cool Tuesday night, my word count [...]

Porphyria’s Lover

The rain set early in tonight,
The sullen wind was soon awake,
It tore the elm-tops down for spite,
And did its worst to vex the lake:
I listened with heart fit to break.
When glided in Porphyria; straight
She shut the cold out and the storm,
And kneeled and made the cheerless grate
Blaze up, and all the cottage warm;
Which done, she [...]

Mother? Norma Jean? Marilyn Monroe?

This is the way
you wanted to be remembered.
Elegant black dress,
sophisticated white pearls,
a radiant halo of hair,
blond as Marilyn Monroe’s.
Contacts, green as hundred dollar bills,
that draw men to your eyes.
Perpetually tanned, too,
like a Fifties’ movie star.
This photograph is more
head shot for Hollywood
than portrait for an obituary.
Sometimes we get the chance
to realize our dreams
before we lose touch [...]

SHAKESPEARE ON LOVEEEEEEEEEE

The play was uber funny and awesome.
They had some really good parodies and excerpts from Shakespeare’s bests.
PLUS, I GOT TO SEE THE HOT GUY WHO PLAYED THE FOOL IN TWELFTH NIGHT!
BET ALL THE EX BOONLAYIAN LIT STUDENTS ARE JEALOUS: MUAHAHHAHAH.

Yes, I know, I know. Ma boyfriend’s so good looking. Swoon.

Muacks Muacks

What was left of my [...]

Humour

Ok so Lit class today was hilarious.
It all started with this really good joke Mr Shankar told us. Something he heard from Mr Sia (the one with the funny “Follow, follow” catch phrase).

Why is Mas Selamat two-thirds woman?
Ans: Cos he’s a wanted man! HAHAHHAHHADont get it? Sorry, its quite high level.
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A tau sau (Im guessing [...]

A Spot Of Bother

As promised, Im gonna blog about a book today.
Only 1 book, I think the previous blog entry on movie reviews was a little too much, yeah?
A Spot of Bother by Mark Haddon

I read his prize-winning novel, the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. Enjoyed the read.
I have autistic friends and its difficult to [...]

Christ Defines Me

Yo, wassup people?!!
Wassuppp?
Went to church, was blessed..
I am defined by Christ.
I am no more a loser, blind, stupid and a good-for-nothing.
Shakespeare’s my boyfriend.
Jealous I have a boyfriend that’s cooler than yours?
Tsk tsk.
K this is really random..
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